But can someone just think of the small businesses?! Look, I realize you're puking your guts out and late on rent and have student loan bills to pay and the prospect of a better-paying job with sick leave is a nearly impossible pipe dream, but SMALL BUSINESSES, you guys!

If you don't love Beyonce, then I'm afraid I just don't want to know you.

It genuinely amuses me that you call the FFRF good guys, and then exactly one legal case suddenly and retroactively turns them into sue-happy scum. You should probably think about that for a couple of minutes.

...So what you're saying is, she tried to work with the school...and then you're complaining because she didn't work with the school...

You are positively brainless if you truly believe THAT is what this case is about. Holy shit you are dumb.

1. You're not religious. You're also not the spokesperson for all irreligious people in the world, so your inoffense is literally worthless to anyone trying to really dig into the heart of this case.

I'm pretty sure I figured out what this is. This is a new theme restaurant based around some middle-aged dude's pseudo-lesbianic glamazonian steak orgy wet dreams where women feed each other succulent, bloody morsels of beef and snowball half-chewed bites of gristle back and forth until they both come violently, as…

Red meat isn't the only thing supplying you with iron; fortified food products usually have it, as well as foods like beans, broccoli, and spinach, so I wouldn't rely on that indicator alone.

THIS IS NOT OKAY

This guy is in there talking about his dead son, and all this loathsome flock of shitbirds could muster up was "SECOND AMENDMENT"? Fuck them all.

I don't know how much ground a lot of people have to walk on in this case; most were angry that the jury didn't find her guilty, that they didn't just ignore the lack of irrefutable evidence and deem her guilty while simultaneously throwing shade to the justice system. Most pretended like they knew better than the…

I love that there is actually a conspiracy theory about Beyonce's pregnancy and people are MAD about it. I think that's when it's time to realize that you need to get a new hobby.