Fuck you. This isn't how we gain allies and this isn't how we treat people who are trying in earnest to support our cause. You're shitting on someone who is making sure they get it right — y'know, that they're HELPFUL to us, instead of mansplaining. You're being a shitlord.

Ah, yes. The ol' "Pay me and I'll have sex with you" bait and switch, amirite guys? Those tricky prostitutes, what with their advertising a service that people pay for and then receive! That's some goddamn harpy witch-magic right there! That is exactly like a man playing indirect games with women to trick them into…

I'm confused. This doesn't sound like her tweets made them reopen the case — her legal team requested it. Am I off-base about this? She could have stayed quiet at the judge's request, requested the case be opened again, and then opened fire. Am I way off base about this?

Congratulations! You just won the award for the Biggest Missed Point Ever!

Can anyone explain to me the collective pearl-clutching over children having access to technology? I'm not sure that I understand the outrage.

VINCE VAUGHN, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!