I can't bear to watch this for fear I'll come out of it needing to go scrub myself down to get the gross feelings off. Jesus Christ, have 12-year-olds always been this fucking awful? When I was 12, I was too busy being awkward and writing family-friendly, bad video game fanfiction.

Caitlin Moran is British, and as far as I was aware, the practice of at least using xx with friends is fairly common there? Maybe it's just the Brits that I know, but I've always noticed them using it with each other casually on Facebook pages, so I assumed it was the norm. Correct me if I'm wrong here!

The problem with that is that it's not actually that funny at all.

This is probably the worst attempt at satire I've ever read. :|

Isn't this more of a thing for a doctor to determine and not someone with a BS in nutrition and dietetics? I'm genuinely confused, as BMI charts and nutrition only seem tangentially related to those things.

This exactly. I actually felt like I needed to improve my life just reading his lines in that interview - like I don't want to disappoint him because he believes in me! AND YOU. AND EVERYONE!

All good points. I feel if this was a case of "last trip", then it was quite a bit of oversight on their part not to have found a doctor there in advance that they could trust to handle their issues should something major happen. I'm fortunate enough to not have any chronic or terminal illnesses, but I feel like…

You realize there are people who name their children *exactly* after themselves, right? And after grandparents, aunts, uncles...The Smiths aren't entering any kind of ground-breaking territory with that move.

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The conversation about Cloud Atlas has been beaten to death, but the choice to use the same actor through various periods and incarnations was intentional to avoid confusion that was otherwise not present in the book, and to represent the theme artistically/symbolically. I understand the controversy in it and why some…

This post is bad and you should feel bad.

Yes, because Big Pharma has an interest in producing medicines whose results can be duplicated and proven by science and not just emerge from the aether and vanish when a big, bad skeptic shows up to ruin everyone's fun. Now go slither back into the bushes and eat fungus, or whatever it is you backwards nutjobs do.

If <10% of the population identifies as gay, and even less than that identifies as lesbian/bisexual, how likely is it that a particular not-straight woman is shopping at said place for a sexy bra compared to the overwhelming number of heterosexual women? You also have to factor in the number of those…

Facial hair, of course! Facial hair is obviously what necessitated there be *14 more male characters*, so you can guess all the subtle varieties of facial hair that are common to children - "Do they have a lumberjack beard? The Grizzly Addams? The Fu Manchu? The soul patch? The goatee? The Hitler/Chaplin?"

OH YES, HOW SILLY OF ME. I FORGOT THAT YOU MUST LOVE AND KNOW STAR WARS OR YOU CAN NEVER, EVER BE A GEEK. I MUST HAVE MISSED THAT MEMO. SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, BOY AM I RED IN THE FACE.

Yeah, STAR FUCKIN WARS in...what was that? Korean? WHAT A BITCH, AMIRITE BROS?

I struggle with this as an irreligious person, myself. If you're comparing it to Christianity like I sometimes do, you have to bear in mind that Christianity is a religion of privilege in America. It's a tough line to walk - I struggle, as well, and those who are commenting just to say "OMG Y U NO RESPECT??" aren't…