Significantly less scarring: http://www.littlecordart.com/

These parodies are trying way, way too hard.

I'm not sure why you're bringing other subreddits into it. I don't think anyone is making a case that every single part of Reddit is awful — they're criticizing the management for letting weird and invasive subreddits perpetuate. Reddit is not a metaphor for life, because Reddit is actually a place that someone owns…

I'm aware of breast cancer. I even put a little check in the box next to "BECOME AWARE OF BREAST CANCER" on my to-do list. Could you please let me know what I'm supposed to do now?

And this is why I shop at Newegg and not Fry's 8)

I thought Candy was actually quite gracious in her fact-checking, did everyone have a stroke and blank out the rest of the conversation after she corrected him? She went on to offer him a modicum of charity and told him that his 14 days estimate was right in terms of media response, IIRC. It's not like she unleashed…

Had trouble slogging through all the inane hippie bullshit to actually figure out what the fuck she thought she was doing.

Fingers crossed for Steve Buscemi.

I am beyond ragevomit. I am ragepooping on everything. Just...shit. Shit everywhere.

Sweet Jesus Horatio Christ.