start spreading the news.....

on the internet we all make 500k a year.

what if they were Indian Warriors(I’m sure those existed at some point) those guys can’t hurt cows. They THINK THEY ARE GODS! Stupid Indian Warriors. I take the baby cow if there is even only a couple of Indian Warriors, because they would defend the cows from the other, much smarter, Warriors.

he basically never misses a game. I would love too find out more about this dude’s life, cuz he is everywhere.

I swear to god, all the news and talk since the Orlando shooting has put me in a very weird and depressive mood. This was the first smile I have had in two days. thank you Sean Brody, thank you Abba.

Oh shit you got me good.

have you ever made a joke or laughed at a joke about a tradgedy that you were not in attendance for?

and did the ref get a yellow for flopping?

just for the record, Michael Bradley got a yellow card on Saturday for for getting in a refs face and arguining the call.

oooooooooof.

yeah but sports reporters had a dignity and class about it. it was old school style columnists basically reading columns aloud. PTI was two people yelling at each other for two minutes with a menu on the side telling you what they would be yelling at each other about later on.

::makes obligatory ‘Coming to America’ reference::

it’s not Sports Reporters fault...it’s PTI(remember when that show was fun?)

covered more eloquently and accurately by others, disregard

just glad you didn’t call it “strange low hanging fruit”

he had blood on his sock once.

Damn you Chris Christie. I grew up in a town that got destroyed by Sandy and i LOVED that dude in the ensuing days/weeks afterwards, now I just want him to get back to Jersey to do his actual job instead of stumping for Trump and rubbing elbows with half dressed student-athletes.

because it’s a spectacle of insanity. I don’t watch anymore, but I totally still get it