Let’s wait to hear from team doctor Jerry Jones before we go making any rash decisions.

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

Threatening people over the internet is illegal.

Steelers fans calling the Bengals dirty is like Jerry Sandusky calling out the Catholic church for pedophilia.

This is absolutely abnormal. I’ve never seen anyone do that outside of Office Space.

Lil’ Draymond Green has already been repeatedly warned not to kick people in the ball pit.

And here we see Ray Rice’s legacy in the NFL.

I have a lot of respect for people who are willing to change their opinions that late in life.

Maybe Chris will get to design some sort of pottery sculpture for the site.

Jokes are jokes, but I just threw up. Not cool.

Trump/Snyder 2020

I bet Ryan will be really impressed with himself when he reads this.

I dunno, I’m pretty sure at least Serbia likes us.

I could study this comment for years. Like a biblical scholar dissecting words and phrases and different translations. Betty White. You win man. Every part of this comment is a gold medal.

how can Lochte be allegiant to a nation that no longer exists?

More or less high than you were 4 minutes ago?

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

Something about this story doesn’t smell right. I mean, Lochte is no whiz kid, but how is “they were asked to use the bathroom” where this story starts? Something pissed off either the gas station or the swimmers before that. And then why leak the robbery story? Did someone text them “ur in trouble” and they did that…

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.