This is a man who makes a living providing advice about fake football getting mad and yelling at the Arizona Cardinals Twitter account on his ESPN podcast. That’s a lot. Also, I now wish I had picked up Edmonds for this past week.

Why are they riding horses?!

That’s why Graves is the only one braying laughter at his stupid picking-up-trash joke.... She’s just staring at him like he’s a fucking moron, because he is. She doesn’t have that “automatic smile” problem that most girls and women are conditioned into by that age. Blessed be!

a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

I’m sorry but the Post isn’t guilty of anything the rest of the media is basically doing with this story.

Scoring in a World Cup is personal as much as it is for the benefit of the team. Mallory Pugh scored the eleventh goal, and it was her first ever goal in a World Cup (in her first World Cup game). Alex Morgan tied a USWNT record. It’s always a big deal to score in a World Cup, and these players are allowed to…

The key difference, for those keeping score at home, is that voter fraud is a fake problem and voter suppression is a real one.

I think if someone followed you around all the time recording everything you said it would be very easy for someone with an agenda to take your words and twist them horribly out of context to score choir-preaching points. Keeping her mouth shut and toeing the line is what the Right wants and its quite clear from her…

Rey vs. a Tie Fighter is FUCKING BADASS.

GET OUT OF MY DREAMS

Hooray!  I like that ending.

Thanks mac! You inspired me :)

...He then collapsed onto the four-post heirloom which then collapsed under him, leaving the floorboards 10% more uneven. Someone heard him gasp “Obaaama” at the last.

Aunt Becky: “I just wanted so badly what was best for my child. I guess I took it too far.”

Audience: Awwwwwwww..... *sappy music begins playing*

Danny Tanner: Aw, Beck... It’s not about the name on the college diploma. It’s about knowing, wherever they go, your kid did the best they could.

Aunt Becky: “Thanks, Danny...…

Keep in mind that fatalities have gone down despite the fact that the number of people flying has gone up an insane amount. If you look at it from a deaths/# of flyers ratio, it’s unreal how safe flying is.

Whoa! whoa! whoa! Get those facts out of here! Our President got opinions!!!

Clearly aviation crashes and fatalities have increased as planes have gotten more and more advanced.........Oh, wait:

The most amazing game. I’ve lost thousand of hours into it, every year gets more complex than before. I can’t imagine how new players can come into it, it took me 20 years playing to learn the basics and I still can’t deal with teams trying to counter my tactic.

put it in my veins

White privilege is the media falling over itself to apologize when it thinks it misread a situation. If these were African-American kids, we never would’ve seen alternate video or explanations.