The United States Secretary of Labor, a senile old man, hypothesizes that it’s ok if government workers never get paid again because they account for a small percentage of GDP.

Tell us again Trump voters how Donald Trump and his administration care for the little people.

What does it mean if Tidley winks at the president?

There’s that Mike Pence Golly Gee Face (TM) we’ve all come to know and loathe.

Hey Splinter, it’s Boarder Wall, ok? Thank you. Thhhhhhank you. 

I’ve been saying this to friends as well. Impeachment gives him an out. Not that I don’t want the man gone, but defeat in 2020 is a loss. He can whine all he wants, but he will be a loser and to him, there’s nothing worse than that. And it’s everything he deserves.

Not good enough Donnie. Your response is not fucking good enough.

Grab some thermite and call Kurt Russell.

There are pieces of shit. And then there’s Matt Gaetz.

Sometimes Sean Hannity is a journalist. Sometimes he’s a pundit. Sometimes he’s an advisor. What Sean Hannity always is, is an asshole.

That chryon just needed a ‘Y’ at the end of Horse for a complete headline win.

The things the new Halloween did well, it did really well. When that Carpenter music kicked in after the escalating tension to the opening credits, I got chills. Having seen a lot of that Smiths Grove scene from the trailer, I was skeptical, but the buildup to the “Say something!” line into the credits was great.

I…

This is what happens when you have a talking point (in Ron’s case the Jerusalem embassy/Israel) you’ve practiced and practiced delivering, but are starting to realize might not come up in the debate. So you take any random question and just throw it out there, because why the fuck not? You’re Ron DeSantis and each…

Upon finishing his morning hit on CNN, Matt turned to his agent, flashed the D-Generation X sign and yelled, “Schlapp Deez Nutz!”

Color me crazy, but I’m tired of our country being represented by a bunch of rejects from Rodeo Clown College.

Hoo boy, grew up on the C64. Time to look up Law of the West, Defender of the Crown, Pirates!, Silent Service, Seven Cities of Gold and a few more games I wasted...er spent hours on as a kid.

Ask the four and twenty blackbirds.

Donald Trump is Michael Scott trying hard not to blurt out ‘That’s what she said!’ and failing every. Damned. Time.

There’s no statute of limitations on rapist behavior when you’re up for a lifetime appointment for the Supreme Court. Whine more, Sarge.

This is by design.

It allows him to declare total victory over the most fearsome storm anyone has ever seen. And, should FEMA fall short in its relief effort, it doubles as his excuse.

Trump has already registered his A+ for Florence and the storm hasn’t even hit yet. His reality is cast. There is no other reality.

Dome ask me, I didn’t get a chance to watch it. If I had to, I’d guess the dome collapsed, crushing everyone inside... so a win-win in this scenario.