“As of today, I am directing my head of EPA Scott Pruitt to shut off the wind. Scott, who’s doing a tremendous job, by the way, will be backed up by my generals and the full force of our underfunded but very powerful military. This wind is a menace and must be stopped so America can be great again. Thank you, thank…

I’m pretty sure Delaware Joe is going to ride up in his bitchin’ Firebird and run doughnuts around Trump’s fat ass while he stands there trying to hold his hair in place.

This story surprises me not at all.

My own interaction with him (Lupica is a dick case file #85421) was of a much smaller magnitude but no less petty. My first job out of college was working in the Newsday sports department on the high school beat. We also worked clerk shifts, getting layouts to the rim editors and…

One of the priceless parts is the transition from her unshakeable belief that no Russians were at the rally - which is probably true - to the realization that the reporter was talking about the people she was in touch with who organized the rally. That’s when the anger and the ‘bullshit’ starts flying.

She had Curt Schilling on her radio show. I know, I know, it’s useless to point out the hypocrisy at this point.

Anecdotal tidbit: I worked for a women’s non-profit in DC a few years back, before Trump blew up (we can dream). Our organization’s president, an affluent woman from Arizona, was talking casually about Herman Cain and how his 2012 campaign went under after women accused him of harassment. Her response was,…

Somebody pass this tax bill so the trickle-down can start trickling down now! ESPN needs that incentive to... only cut 75 jobs next time?

Mike Greenbarge and Mic Garlic were two of a kind. Please don’t disparage their legacy.

So we’re attempting to create international football’s version of the NIT? Got it.

Oh I remember Mel Hall. The Hall-Barfield connection was a thing of... mediocrity. But those were some real lean Yankee years.

Stuck in St. Pete waiting for this girl, so this was good for a laugh!

It was... interesting. Very much influenced by Fukishima and the disaster response. Godzilla’s origin is also updated. It’s not heavy on action, but it has its moments.

Not after Sessions’ stonewallin’, obfuscatin’ and not recallin’ during today’s hearing. He just solidly suctioned his lips to Trump’s ass in a display of total loyalty. The Orange is pleased.

I have to disagree with the Crosby assessment that he was absent from the majority of the game. I thought he looked dangerous most of the night. The best I’ve seen him look in a while.

That’s Chris Wideman on the Sens.

Ok, I’ll bite. How exactly did they not earn this money in your esteemed opinion?

To be fair, with some of the critters currently occupying the halls of the Capitol, he may well appear to be very bright. Dumb is bright to dumber people.

Any thoughts on the alignment of the Bingo slots? I know they all made a Bingo (I have no idea what the proper terminology is) but some were vertical, some were horizontal, etc. I may be reading too much into an already meticulously crafted movie, though.

I was chuckling at the white people sports too, especially the badminton, which is going on in the background by two preppy white kids with no real skill. It was subtle-not subtle brilliant.

My next BIG question is - is he in Football Manager?