Except in Texas. Rick Perry has to lead prayers for rain there.

This cheese-fest is insanely watchable and the freeze-frame wink Nero gives just as the credits roll is delicious icing on the cake, but I always enjoyed ‘Revenge of the Ninja’ more as a kid. My brother and I spent many hours in the ninja/martial arts movie section of my local video store.

Hell yeah. Most interesting thing about the episode until the end.

That whiny cure crap is my wheelhouse. Wait, I’m not whiny...

Just Like Heaven at a live band karaoke. Needed several whiskeys to get up on stage, but it went over like mad. Maybe my finest karaoke moment.

Your move, John Oliver.

It’s a great shot and I love how it shows the Ducks players’ commitment to keeping Kane’s shot from getting to the net. You’ve got Despres behind I think Ryan Kesler with his body and stick ready to deflect the puck to the corner. But Kesler is front line here and anyone who has taken a puck to the palm side of the…

Island of Dr. Moreau

Unless you’re a Rangers fan, the Islanders are kind of tough to hate right now. They’ve just evoked more pity than anything else I think!

I was going to say the same about the ‘Hawks not having any hate-able personalities on the team. I think that goes a long way in the respect they get from casual to hardcore fans of other teams.

Kane has proven to be a goofball at times, but like you say, he’s grown up a little and he’s just so damn good on the puck.…

Desmond deserves a bit of sass for those yips, but Mackey won’t be the Sasser.

I may be against the death penalty, but I totally get the rage, outrage and calls for him to be killed. I lived in Boston for 14 years and knew a lot of those streets, from Boylston Street to Cambridge and Watertown, intimately. I like the idea of him sitting in a tiny room, locked away from almost all human contact,…

1. Your certainty of his thoughts is impressive and scary. What am I thinking right now? Wrong. I’m thinking about Cap’n Crunch cereal. He wouldn’t be suffering in death either. I’d argue he’d be suffering less.

I’m not, and I do.

Life without parole (which is a given in this case) and solitary confinement for the rest of his life? Yep, on board. Why do you want to cost taxpayers more money with all the eventual appeals keeping him on death row, not to mention trotting him out to the media each time, bringing memories back on…

Looks like we’ve got some slightly re-designed TIE fighters too!

On first glance... yes! On second glance... YEEEESSSSS!!!

Hey, I'm an Islanders fan. Until this year, I've had decades of untold suffering, so I can relate!

I'm no Phil Kessel fan, but the guy is not, has not, and mostly likely will never be comfortable speaking in public/to reporters, and that's ok.

Hey Bubs.

I don't mind the neon green, but I don't like the jersey design. The stripes under the arms do the sweater no favors and the 'glare' off the NHL shield should be another brand no-no.