Needs some 'Wands it'.

I know, I'm genuinely curious. I've skimmed through his YouTube vids and he seems like a great guy.

Where does Tay Zonday score on this here key-tar thing?

Please tell me someone also overheard him telling the team to refer to him as Coach Wild Thing.

Just cleared it!

Unabashed cider drinker for many years. I love Strongbow. Nice and dry.

I thought the batter was going to foul the ball into the runner's crotch. Correction, I hoped the batter was going to foul the ball into the runner's crotch. Hijinks.

“He’s got a ton to prove,” Zduriencik said. “It’s all on him.”

It's a nice addition in theory, as I've been looking for more RPG elements to my FIFA and NHL games for a while now, since I'm older and looking for more immersion in my game modes. In reality though, it's so bare bones as to be almost insulting. It may just be some of my EA cynicism showing through, but I feel they…

I refereed intramural floor hockey my freshman year and it was hell. FratBros pulling a Phil Kessel in every game and swinging sticks at each other, bench clearing brawls, guys leaving the penalty box early. It was glorious. And by glorious I mean awful.

Is THAT what he used to seal the envelope?

The seagull behind the bear is like, 'How come no one snapped me shitting on that Harley last week?'

Thankfully I never got hurt at Action Park, but just stepping into the place had an air of danger I can still feel. Plus when they had to close the looping waterslide because some guy got stuck and died in it? Yeah, they kept the ride there, partially disassembled, for everyone to look at as you waded by. "You're in…

Bros before H2Os

I was going to say, looks a bit like Dave Navarro...

Never forget... Entomologist finds massive nest with over 1 million yellow jackets

Don't call me Chris. Call me Boomer Oomer!

the NHL series always has so much promise, but always seems to fall short. The NHL '94 tie-in is a nice touch, but I'm thinking it's just a gimmick to boost sales. There's a fun game of hockey to be played by EA, they just haven't figured out how to make it yet.

A spot-on impression of Jim Carrey? In 2013? Allllllllrightythen

Oh, so that's what Nick/Joe/JimBob Jonas is up to these days.