I refereed intramural floor hockey my freshman year and it was hell. FratBros pulling a Phil Kessel in every game and swinging sticks at each other, bench clearing brawls, guys leaving the penalty box early. It was glorious. And by glorious I mean awful.

Is THAT what he used to seal the envelope?

The seagull behind the bear is like, 'How come no one snapped me shitting on that Harley last week?'

Thankfully I never got hurt at Action Park, but just stepping into the place had an air of danger I can still feel. Plus when they had to close the looping waterslide because some guy got stuck and died in it? Yeah, they kept the ride there, partially disassembled, for everyone to look at as you waded by. "You're in…

Bros before H2Os

I was going to say, looks a bit like Dave Navarro...

Never forget... Entomologist finds massive nest with over 1 million yellow jackets

Don't call me Chris. Call me Boomer Oomer!

the NHL series always has so much promise, but always seems to fall short. The NHL '94 tie-in is a nice touch, but I'm thinking it's just a gimmick to boost sales. There's a fun game of hockey to be played by EA, they just haven't figured out how to make it yet.

A spot-on impression of Jim Carrey? In 2013? Allllllllrightythen

Oh, so that's what Nick/Joe/JimBob Jonas is up to these days.

Good ol' Rich Kotite and the Kotite Klock Management. Need a FG to win at the end of a game? No problem, Rich's gameplan would get you to the 50 as time expired.

Looks like he forgot just where in the Peck-ing order he was.

"So let me get this Streit..." - Flyers GM Paul Holmgren

Great piece. Keep the long form stuff coming. When it's written like this, it's definitely worth the time and shock to my ADD system.

The Fight According to Jim?

I have to agree with you Meredith, I saw it tonight and it is a steep drop off from the first three. The first I think is still one of the creepiest films to come out in recent years and was effective for it's sense of dread and less on the jump scares. It was great fun watching it in the theater where the audience…

I think you might want to review exactly what happened when Oliver North was involved with all the Iran-Contra arms sales. The guy was a disgrace. Time has somehow been kind to him and allowed him to still have a public career.

Ahh, like others on here, I have very vivid memories of Action Park too. We used to go occasionally and take the trip from LI. You always knew who had gone on the alpine slide from the gnarly abrasions all up and down their arms and back.

But the question we all want to know is, is the line 'You sunk my battleship!' uttered in this movie?