Oh Sure, like Ben Grimm knows anything about the Fantastic Four.

Madame Web looks like a great entry into the classic genre of ‘movie that’s on cable on a Sunday afternoon that I’m half watching when I’m doing laundry and various chores’

The Case of the Missing Commode

I sang it to the Spider-Man theme song.

*gently, like Danny Tanner giving fatherly advice on Full House* Tim... *begin “lesson” music* you also comment on articles about YouTube videos on the internet. *warm smile* So it’s likely at least one of those is a lie. But that’s ok! We’re all losers here. Now, here *hands them a Mountain Dew Code Red*, wipe your…

“They see me Brolin, they hatin’.”

Weird double-standard in Super Bowl ads... you can kill Mr. Peanut, but Mr. Peanut can’t kill you.

Its universal , with whatever is called Football in your region, as well as other sports :

What’s the deal with the photo of live-action Skeletor?

* nobodies

EVERTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW

This looks like the website that companies give employees to select their end-of-the-year or anniversary “bonus” gift from.

Thanks for confirming that you know nothing about what the movie was actually going to be like. Or for some weird but convincing satire. Not sure which is going on here, to be honest; it’s getting harder and harder to tell.

Do you have one of those crappy discount stores in your town that is always going out of business? There’s a outlet mattress store near me with a giant faded “GOING OUT OF BUSINESS” banner that’s been hanging in front of the store for nearly 15 years. They still haven’t gone out of business.

Not a very helpful assistant so far...

That all sounds fine, as long as she doesn’t expose a nipple.

Gina Carano: “I want to encourage conversation.”

New rule: if you don't understand that the first amendment, you have to repeat 8th grade.

it’s also a ‘rule of cool’ thing.