The Case of the Missing Commode

I sang it to the Spider-Man theme song.

*gently, like Danny Tanner giving fatherly advice on Full House* Tim... *begin “lesson” music* you also comment on articles about YouTube videos on the internet. *warm smile* So it’s likely at least one of those is a lie. But that’s ok! We’re all losers here. Now, here *hands them a Mountain Dew Code Red*, wipe your…

“They see me Brolin, they hatin’.”

Weird double-standard in Super Bowl ads... you can kill Mr. Peanut, but Mr. Peanut can’t kill you.

What’s the deal with the photo of live-action Skeletor?

Thanks for confirming that you know nothing about what the movie was actually going to be like. Or for some weird but convincing satire. Not sure which is going on here, to be honest; it’s getting harder and harder to tell.

That all sounds fine, as long as she doesn’t expose a nipple.

Spacey was initially held to the $31 million because MRC argued that his sexual misconduct caused the production company serious financial loss, as House Of Cards had to scrap the entire final season and start from scratch

Carl Dune FTW.

Gina Carano: “I want to encourage conversation.”

Bring her character back, but make the storyline about Cara Dune going through a gender transition before saving the town from a racist group storming the space-capitol hill.

New rule: if you don't understand that the first amendment, you have to repeat 8th grade.

lol they couldn’t find a universe where he wasn’t a violent creep i guess?

I admit I don’t know a lot about the rap scene, but I feel like “you fuck a lot and you got shot” aren’t really very insulting things to say to a rapper?

I’d say declaring “I’m a terf and proud” in the midst of seismic anti-trans laws denying basic human rights getting passed is advocating for something incredibly terrible, but hey that’s just me.

He isn’t out there advocating for anything terrible, and he’s definitely a person who would not stand for actual harm being done to anyone.

Every now and then I wish there was a way to send stories like this back to 17-year-old me back in the late 80's.  I would like to think I was sending myself humorous sci-fi parody, only to grow up and realize it was all somehow true.

Of course not, no two objects can occupy the same space and time.

it’s also a ‘rule of cool’ thing.