Thoughts and prayers. 

Yeah now I’m confused. I heard this term, “Trump Derangement Syndrome” in passing and I automatically assumed it referred to people who blindly support Trump... Doesn’t it make more sense that way? 

Aside from the gaslighting, the most galling part is that for eight straight years, they never once admitted Obama might have done something good. Literally every action he took was wrong per them, and yet only now is one side deranged because of their response to the president.

No matter what evidence the brainwashed are confronted with, they will never accept they’ve been easy marks of an obvious conman. 

I actually started to say “fax” but that would make a bunch of people scratch their heads for another reason.

Agreed except there’s no way these dumbasses are tech-savvy enough to use Slack, so more like the morning Telex. 

That stupid imaginary thing, TDS, must have gone out in the morning wingnut Slack.

Yep. They are doing THE MOST trying to get that off the ground along with the #WalkAway hashtag that is usually attached to accounts so obviously fake, they wouldn’t even be sold on the street in Chinatown.

Here’s a deal I’d be willing to make with Trump supporters: I’ll seek help for my “Trump Derangement Syndrome” if you seek help for your Obama Derangement Syndrome, your Clinton Derangement Syndrome, your Soros Derangement Syndrome, your Immigrant Derangement Syndrome, your “Liberal” Derangement Syndrome, your College…

You know what would be more satisfying?  Not giving these people a platform in the first place. 

This is how I choose to believe the interview went:

“But - but - why won’t you let me participate in your event raising awareness about problems I’ve spent my entire life enabling? Why are you being so intolerant?”

We are truly through the looking glass. These women are complaining to the people they’ve built their lives on oppressing that those they’ve oppressed haven’t welcomed them in a warm enough embrace. With a straight fucking face.

The guy on the right looks like he’s about ready to eat that cyanide pill in his pocket. Like if he hears the word “bigly” used one more god damn time, he’s just gonna end it all.

Every single person in that room is just upset that there were only pastries and fruit for breakfast. 

Well if you hold a mirror up to a gorilla....

Aw, you missed the best one!

How will they Eva find a mate if they won’t date Braun people?

They’re Goering to have a hard time finding anyone else to date, though.

I think these women are saying they did Nazi this coming.