“I’d didn’t put up with this orange shitshow for nothing dammit”, he added

Trump: DO SOMETHING.

I loved J.K. Rowling’s takedown of Trump’s weekend tweets.

“evil politics”?

While it is too early to pop the cork on a celebratory bottle of champagne, or put a bottle on ice to chill, it is time to make sure I have one on hand for later.

Nixon had the Sunday Massacre, maybe Trump will have Eight Crazy Nights.

The orange tumor isn’t even trying to hide anything, so today’s Code 45* is presented without superfluous commentary:

Bob Mueller irl

Let’s have an Indictment Advent Calendar. Every few days, we get to open a wonderful treat from Mueller Claus.

“....Also, there is NO COLLUSION”

Donny, bubbie, you’re the fucking President. You’re the one you are yelling at to “DO SOMETHING”. Sooooo, DO SOMETHING, or shut the fuck up.

The closet to the truth Mueller gets, the more he cries about Hillary.

Why would we want to celebrate Indictment Day? It’s like celebrating the first of the month, BECAUSE THERE HAD BETTER BE MORE OF THESE COMING.

Also many of his policies directly led to the Depression. Just throwing that in there at the end.

It will find a fucking shit ton of results for cronyism, corruption, incompetence, and general shadiness though. So...

He’s a dead ringer for Harding, to be honest.

I’m confident that Trump can outdo Harding. All he needs is to do is keep up with the graft/corruption, have an affair that becomes public (I have no doubt he’s had affairs... but he needs to have his own ‘Nan Britton’... including fathering a child with her) and keep acting in his usual unhinged fashion.

It’s like the cops in Vancouver don’t understand the First Amendment.

I’m not up in these rafters for my health.