Meh, we’ve got enough bowling alleys, ice cream joints, and water parks to keep him occupied.

I can’t decide which is the more fascinating design choice, the smiley on the guillotine, or the nipples on the executioner.

Nuh-uh, you didn’t catch me because, ummm, states rights. Yup, states rights, so I’m not it, you gotta stay it and now you have to keep your eyes closed because, ummm, we need to unleash the free market. No, when I was it I supported the troops so it’s different.

Context. I didn’t watch the CNN clip of this so I don’t know how they handled it, but I’ll dip into my thoughts on how media handled the presidential election.

Sorta puts a new context on a backward pawn, back-rank mate, bishop pair, doubled pawn, five-minute blitz, positional play, royal fork, skewer, and swiss system.

To be fair I wasn’t paying much attention the first time I saw it either and was a bit confused by Evelyn jumping between Danny and Rafe. The whole love triangle thing seemed a bit forced to me, but Michael Bay is gonna Michael Bay.

Yes. Are they able to get the necessary votes instead of some dicknose’s plan that is either malicious, moronic, or both? \shakes magic 8 ball\ Outlook not so good.

He may want his presidency to be like Jackson’s, but it’s turning out like Harding’s (minus the popularity). One can only hope it stays true to form. . .

Those are things a big, strong President would do. No way such a weak, small-handed President like Trump would do any of those things. He’s just like Obama in that respect.

Roy Moore’s likely going to win, because we live in hell.

That’s a good base recipe, but I’ve started infusing my recipe with a 1:1 mix of racism and privilege. Garnish with an extreme need for attention/acknowledgement from perceived peers (substitute with petty vengeance if none available), and I think you’ll find the the arrogant stupidity really starts to pop.

Several advisers said he did not seem to have a full understanding of the issue and instead appeared to be focused on “seeming pro-Israel,” in the words of one, and “making a deal,” in the words of another.

Not quite the same reason but along the lines of why you don’t talk shit about your former company/boss/coworkers. You never know when they’ll crop up in the future in a position that has you by the short and curlies.

I’d volunteer to live in Alabama, but. . . ummmm. . . I’ve got to. . . uhhhh. . . wash my hair. Yeah, that’s it. Big hair washing planned. Sorry Bama, Roll Tide.

New Zealand

Umami that gravy sounds good!

I submit exhibit: oh goddamn this turkey is so fucking good into evidence. Additionally I’d like to enter into evidence the turkey dumpling soup that will be made from the leftovers.

“I don’t remember dating any girl without the permission of her mother. Now, bringing them back to my house and molesting them? That’s a different story, but that’s conveniently not what you’re asking about is it?”

“You’re gonna waste the rest of that cigarrette!? Here, I’ll take it.”

No, I’m looking at it the right way. The punitive damages are $5 mil. That is what it is, and what you’re on about. The 2.5 mil in compensatory damages is what I am talking about and how profitable Walmart is (or any company/person/entity) has nothing to do with it. Those damages are based on actual incurred,…