C’mon. It’s a pretty badass looking aircraft.

Cereal Military District troops

...or simply save the lunch for the next day and use some excuse like “co-worker Bruce wanted to vent so we stepped out and grabbed a burrito while he complained about Mr. Witherspoon, so I don’t need a lunch tomorrow. I just wanted you to know.”

This. Once, my GF filled up my water bottle while I was in the shower (we have opposite schedules), and even though it’s a wide-mouth Nalgene, she didn’t put any ice in it, just whatever room-tempish cold water came out of the faucet. I mentioned it to her when I got home, and now I fill up my own goddamn water bottle.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

I thought 1738 was the number of at bats Omar Infante has had since he last walked.

I know I’m probably giving the guy waaaaaaaaaay more credit than he deserves, but I wondered if maybe the Jets fan misremembered and it was a Pats game in 2011, and the Cro-Magnon fuck was heckling the Patriots owner for having lost his wife to cancer.

And that the fucking remedial chant is so easily thrown back in our face. Even my 4-year old thinks it's funny to say "J-E-S-T", and that little bastard can't even read.

1974 wasn’t bad. They were 7-7, but they played well the second half of the year.

Three years ago, Mark fucking Sanchez threw the ball to Tim fucking Tebow on a flat route and hit him in the back of his helmet.

My brother, a Bills fan, pointed out to me that our most popular chant is a remedial spelling lesson, and the fact that the entire stadium screams at first downs is indicative as to the overall success of the team. Again, he’s a fucking Bills fan.

#neverforget #nevergetsold

Just like with the Jags, except this one is “Why your team sucks 1970-2015 NY Jets” is more accurate.

In fairness, Revis didn’t walk to Tampa. The Jets traded him for the 9th pick in the 2013 Draft, which they took Sheldon Richardson with. Tampa’s the one who gave up one of the best young, D-linemen in the game for probably the worst year of Revis’ career. But everything else: LOL!

“Pussies”

Say what u want about cheap astros ownership. They bought the best light bulbs money could buy.

Good God.

Attendance at Astros games is just fucking soaring.

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

he can say oh my goodness in 45 different ways all of which mean slightly different things

Tom, I didn't think I'd bolivia, but now that I see the video, I do.