“It’s for gay men.”

The even distribution of tree ornaments. I can’t stand having two of the same kind two close together or “holes” where there’s nothing, or having them bunched together too much. It’s bad enough that we have to leave the bottom row of branches bare because of Cat Tooth Destruction.

A better PR team would have said “We thought it was funny how dorky he looked, and we see no problem with a white guy showing overt support for either black Americans or black Africans. You’ll look better in it. Wakanda forever.”

The wheelchair is in case anyone faints at the site of his hotness and he needs to set them down somewhere safe.

You left a box out around a cat?  Rookie mistake.

Probably be the most entertaining show in decades. Bring on the trainwreck!

...he couldn’t make the effort and get out of the car.

Yeah. She did not like the ex-wife, or fruit.

My husband and I worked really hard to pick an appropriate gift for our very close, very stylish friends. They lived in a huge, meticulously decorated home and had very particular tastes. We settled on a lovely, not inexpensive artisan fruit bowl. We were both so pleased at how much they liked it. I legit saw it in…

I can’t afford a $550 keychain or anything else from them. So yes, count me in on the boycott! 

The year I sent my grandma a thank you note and she sent it back with grammar and punctuation corrections in RED INK. 

This gift wasn’t given to me personally but it was still pretty awful from my perspective:

I think the following:

So last night while drinking too much and checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day, I decided to sketch a loving tribute. I use the term “sketch” loosely because I basically just ripped off (and for a good chunk of it I downright traced) the Death of Superman comic book cover. I don’t really understand…

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS

YOU GUYS.

But they show him flying into the Marseilles airport at the end. But maybe I missed a scene after that where he goes to Portugal?

"cock-blocktopus"