My naive hopeful mind really really thought after these women came forward and footage/audio came out, that my family would change their minds on who they are voting for. Alas, I was wrong. I give up. I guarantee my family watched this and agrees.

Oh god I’m remembering so much. In pre-kindergarten I decided to just poop in my underwear for no reason. It was movie time and I was squatting instead of sitting down in the back row. The teacher asked if I had gone to the bathroom. I looked at her like she was crazy and said, “no!” She took me into the bathrooms and…

In elementary school, my mom would give me $3 for hot lunch on some days. One day I wanted to be like all the cool kids and buy snacks from the student store before lunch. I bought two cookies and a bag of chips. They tasted sooo good. Once I got home my mom asked what I had for lunch. I guess I was terrible at lying…

Yeah I just watched it again and was like, okay... what?

edit - I lied. I can’t acknowledge Minute Maid Light as a real drink tho.

I looked at ballotpedia first and there were just too many words. I like how this other site is built and is straight to the point.

As a fellow Californian, I just found this site that makes it a little easier to understand: https://calmatters.org/elections/ 

Hmmmm okay, Firestarter Carter...

But he also said he was born there, whatever that means.

Wow typical Pokemon hoping their ex isn’t with someone else while they wake up next to two naked humans.

When I read that part where the crazy homeless guy grabbed your crotch, I just remembered the crazy homeless guy who kissed me as I was waiting for the bus.... and the guy at the gas station that lifted up my shirt to see my stomach tattoo, and the guy that pulled over in his convertible and asked me “how much” as I…

When Kayleigh said, “I’m assuming I’m not sexist because I’m a woman...”

I’m going to have a stroke watching this.

I worked for a couple in the adult industry for a short time and one morning I made them juice with beets. I guess it was her first time consuming beets because she went to the doctor the next day because she thought she had an STD.

Out of breath from standing.

This is why I’m not a parent.

Je Ne Sais Quoi aka stoned.

The suspense is killing me.

God imagine how fun it’s been being the White House photographer for the last eight years.

I can’t stop watching this.