Black.

Kids got up early, huh? Mine too. How you take your coffee?

Jesus, man, are you a calculator or a human being? Of course it’s grotesque. This money is the equivalent of a salt-grain-sized fragment of a single penny to the organization. It’s almost literally nothing; it’s only something as an abstraction, a line in an accounting worksheet. “Whoops,” is a perfectly fine…

“H.B. Blades owes the organization some money,” and “it’s grotesque for a multibillion-dollar corporation to sue an assistant high-school football coach over what’s a ton of money to him and virtually no money at all to the corporation” can both be true at the same time, you know.

Nobody should be worried; he’s apparently not very good at dishing out payback.

God that made me want to kill myself.

No provocation? My bet is that Taylor must have insulted one of Emery’s mothers. Can't think of many other reasons to clock a guy like that.

I took the bait and looked this up. Pretty unbelievable box score. He went 1-15, 0-7 from three. In Madsen’s 61 other games played in 05-06, how many threes did he attempt? ZERO. Also he never attempted another three in the remainder of his NBA career, spanning 95 games.

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

It should still be better than Adrian Peterson's star turn in Honey, I Whipped the Kids.

This is weird. Gary Lawless cares about rules and you actually have to pay for the Winnipeg Free Press. It's like words don't matter anymore.

For a moment there I thought this was Mr. Belding after his recent appearance on Jimmy Fallon.