Just called @jenbielema to check in. She is looking for answers to crime scene. These two claim to know nothing #WPS

In all seriousness, what IS wrong with you, you racist fascist shitlord?

“Liberals: “Conservatives are nuts, liberals would never repress anyone’s free speech.”

We should arrest Colin Kaepernick for the things he’s been saying and for the disrespect he’s shown our national anthem.

Speaking as a veteran, this whole thing has fuck-all to do with veterans, and the people saying we’re being somehow “disrespected” by Kaepernick’s actions are full of shit.

Conservatives: “This country is so PC no one can speak their mind!”

In related news, Weiner has upgraded to AT&T’s unlimited data plan.

No joke. Rush just said this is all a false flag to garner more sympathy for the Muslim Abedin and her boss, Clinton.

Re: Meloni-

The people who were praising Mohammed Ali months ago that are angry at Kap are killing me. (Chris Meloni, I am looking at you.) I don’t like everything my kids or husband does (do?), but that doesn’t mean I should just give up on them and walk away. It means I want them to be better people and I can help them be…

“And with the first pick in the 2022 draft, the Dallas Cowboys select...”

“When I’m president, I’ll care about African Americans so much you wouldn’t believe it. I’ll spell check at least one out of every two names.”

“Shitty wig” is mandatory for joining Team Trump leadership. Did you see Paul Manafort’s dollar-store rug?

Look, he only hires the best former eastern bloc political strategists. The best. Only the greatest white supremacist blog CEOs. The greatest abusers of female journalists. The finest, and he means that, the finest wife beaters. Just great people. The best.

I'm sure this will work wonders with improving his standing among moderate Republican suburban white women.

The best people.

I’d like to be the first to welcome you to Deadspin.

So you’re into snuff films then?

Go to bed, Mr. Trump. You have a big speech tomorrow, and don’t want to waste your “A” material on Kinja.