But DO YOU HAVE A REASONABLE CHUB?

I see the Redditor exodus has begun

Oh my god a SCALDING hot take about famous women, none of whom would fuck you if theirs lives depended on it, followed up by an even MORE SCALDINGER take about LeBron, straight out of 2011. I am in awe.

So......not a fan of Home Alone, then?

Here. Watch. Think.

or to put it another way

When is Emma Stone not hot?

LOL dude this comment is pretty much straight out of her sketch show. Unreal.

Emma Stone? Sometimes not hot? GTFouttahere

If only you didn’t mix in the good Lebron joke with the irrelevant takes on her looks. So close.

Amy Schumer falls into the sometimes hot / sometimes not category where I find Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick. Just something about that face. It reminds me of Miss Piggy from the Muppets movies I used to watch as a kid.

Its like they say, speak softly and carry a large lucite phallice.

I think they meant real sports.

I don’t know about you, but someone in this story is definitely missing something.

“Pics or it didn’t happen” as an argument for confirming sources says more about our cynical attitude towards journalists than it does a journalist’s responsibility or ethics.

He's gone Full Cosby.

Good. A lot of those girls will also make great manual laborers, and hopefully by then we’ve been put out of our misery of forced weekends and time off, as well.

President Ted Cruz will have dismantled all federally funded sports associations & abolished Title IX after his first 3 years in office, so I doubt there will be a WWC team representing the US in 2027.

^^^ So much this. I can’t even watch ESPN anymore. Anything but the actual coverage of sports is fucking terrible.

Chase away everyone with actual talent and critical analysis in favor of hot takes and screaming. That’s a great way to help someone else build real competition.