"Need picture of sister before deciding."

Yep. No revenge is complete without being a revengebian at some point in the process.

Internet: You should also fuck his sister to get back at him.

I've heard that too (from Dan Savage, probably.) I guess we should all be grateful The Parent Trap wasn't about teenagers.

THAT YOU KNOW OF.

Norman Chad is awesome. Fuck the haters.

Jerry Jones: [reads article]

I read once that you could usually verify who's a woman online by writing style. #1 clue was using lots of exclamation points.

If one of these asshats is your friend, you're probably pretty shitty too.

"fuck your dad go back to canada" coincidentally was also a tweet directed at Malia Obama when she signed up for Twitter

Should we expect more from someone with Twitter handle "pumpkin fucker". Seriously, if one of these asshats is your friend, set them straight.

This is the sort of thing you can expect when you insist on calling soccer a sport.

And people say there isn't enough scoring in soccer

Also troubling for the Cowboys are the constant visits from emergency personnel to Tony Romo's house every time his LifeAlert monitor goes off.

If Fire is saving babies locked in cars, what the fuck are Earth and Wind doing?

A hint many people need to learn: know when to shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself.

Ah, my favorite play in football, probably because it's the one that allows me to smugly sit in judgment on people that are otherwise superior to me in most ways.

"Do it a second time and we'll be even."