Hey brother keep it a secret but we love you guys too.

Hey Canada, I know we don't say it enough. But we really do love you.

Vancouver Whitecaps did something as well I think.

God dammit, I love this country!!!

O Canada….tears and prayers for you

Just. Wow

is that a joke, or are you actually that big of an asshole?

god, I hope that was an attempt at humor.

Remember the network slogan: "Watch Fox and Be Damned For All Eternity!"

http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/31606995…

true story

11 fucking 00 in the morning in Newfoundland, baby!

Double-check your fantasy team and start drinking earlier than you normally do.

Honestly, the dude on SNL does it better.

You! I like you!

I can't tell if she looks like really good claymation or really bad claymation.

Good question, Jean-Paul Sarte.

Seriously, did you think you typed "New York Times" into the Google to get here?

Likely less risk than a jersey chaser from campus. On many levels.

I think it's because he plays for one of the top football programs in the nation and she is one of the most famous porn stars around. It seems blog worthy to me.

I know if I was an awesome 18-year-old football player I would definitely shoot for 42 year old porn stars to hook up with.