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This is how you ruin a girl for life. My ex’s father used to give her the best birthday gifts ever. She’s now on her third divorce. My wife got minimal gifts from her parents. We’ve been happily married for 25 years.

This brings up an interesting quandary. Can people who work for a news organization get totally plastered, then cause everyday drunken stupidity on their own time? If they weren’t working for a TV station, this would just be a normal dustup and we’d never hear anything about it - with two people taking offense over

Very classy of Puig. He’s taken his PR classes to the next level. Hard to hate someone who does that.

Did that in little league. My palm hurts just to watch that.

Looks like what happens on the streets of Vegas on any normal Saturday night.

I always knew those Boston players were a bunch of hairless pussies.

The game? Lacrosse

Put Sampson, Lauria, Manfred, and Jeter in jail. This is stealing.

No, just employed Sampson.

Talk about burying the lead. Now we finally know why Josh McDaniels backed out of the job. Once he was hired, he was given the real update on Andrew luck.

If Shandling, Leno, and Seinfeld all boarded a plane together in 1989 when they were at the height of their stand-up careers, and it crashed, it’s amazing how different we would feel about each today.

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What a shock! People who spend most of their lives in their parents basement, and away from human society are terrible human beings? Who could see that coming.

Juuuuuusssst, a slight over reaction to a post I couldn’t delete.

The wierdo-ness of North Dakota and Oklahoma is never ending.

“Neeerrrrrrddddd!!!!!”

Reminds me of when Skipper brought the Barstool “brand” to ESPN, and Sam Ponder and others were forced to take down their own company. Not a fan of Ponder, but it was just disgusting what Skipper did to the female staff.  I suspect that’s one of the real reasons why he was let go so easily and not given time to go to

The irony, of course, is that it used to be Deadspin that had women in a lot less than bikinis. Ah, the good ole days of Deadspin. Bar Stool, sadly, is just a low class trash version of it.

Oh look at biiiiiiig, Deadspin the sports site. Social Justice Warriors taking out racists. You must feel pretty good about yourselves? Don’t you?