Michael, congrats, what a great discussion you spurred on by your hilarious, but excellent article. Education is the key to solving all problems, and you made a lot of people less ignorant today. I’ll be using this whole article and the comments in my ESL class tomorrow. Awesome job.

There always has to be one “white guy” that ruins the conversation for everyone.

Ya, they saw how those Valentines gift and card people were making a killing and wanted some of that holiday pie.

I think you get caucasian prize for explaining caucasian Thanksgiving. Here’s your mystery chutney. (Don’t ask. )

White people just use chutney because they have a need to say the word “chutney” during holiday family gatherings. During the rest of the year the word and the whateveritis is ignored.

This cultural knowledge is the article needed during these divisive times. Thank you.

The word “haberdasher” is not used enough in baseball articles these days.

LOL. very intelligent and mature comment. Not shocking, considering your point of view.

If they know you’re going to complexly lose your cool, then of course they’re going to go after you. That’s your own fault. And you don’t think the NFL will be 1000 times worse, and every NFL player will see this? You’re the QB of one of the biggest college programs in the country. Your job is to keep your cool.…

I’d agree with you, but they are the Browns so......

How the heck does Albert Breer still have a job. Ya, that make the MMQB look soooooo good.

How the heck is Tim Tebow not on the list? He made a commercial for a far right wing hate group, then refused to speak against white nationalists at his alma mater. I think Tebow would have won this.

Funny, Le Batard predicted this was going to happen. I’m not a big fan of Ball, but he’s smart enough to realize it’s an easy way to get decent people on your side.

I call 4:21. Racist hate has no delay button with Trump.

In what the Celtics say is unrelated news, Jaylen Brown has just been traded.

The whole statement made no sense at all. It was so negative towards everyone, and didn’t implore right wingers to buy pizza at all. So all he was going to do, was lose market share. It was zero negative marketing, which makes it look like it came from Jerry Jones.

Ignorance. I‘m not at all a Vikings or a Keenum fan, but this column is just plain stupidity and cherry picking for a subject. Just because a player hasn’t been great in the past, doesn’t mean he’s not developing. You could write the exact same column about Drew Brees in the same amount of starts. How did that turn…

I know, Papa Hitler’s is the worst. Papa Mussolini’s is much better, but they yell at you all the time. Papa Mao’s is even better, but they only sell cheese pizza’s and will threaten to shoot you if you ask for anything else.

You’re the type of person we read about in the news when they get their dick ripped off.

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