Sure “chicken”. That’s what they call it.

+ 1 billion non indigenous frogs

Yes, because the most jabs is how most people decide fights.

New Coke was always a conspiracy of marketing hustlers, didn’t you know? If only we had Alex Jones back then.

It’s only $50? Then the NFL is, it’s only direct TV. By accepting this BS, do you see where this is headed? Stop being a part of the problem and stop accepting this BS as you should be doing as a citizen.

Be sure to tip your waitress.

That really is the worst argument I’ve ever read.

Ohh....you said holes......my bad.

That race there is the perfect visual analogy of the Braves Seasons from 1990 - 2004.

Anyone else notice that Golic never actually denies the report. He just tries to deflect that actually everything is OK, with “We’re fine”. It’s the non-denial, denial.

Is there nobody who understands basic math in sports anymore- or even Deadspin? This has nothing to do with your parity “parody”. This has to do with David Stern’s artificial “max deal” contracts he forced on players with that “take it or they’ll be hell to pay” vote before he left his throne. Because of that,…

+1 000 000 yen for that great find.

Ah, Japan thinking everybody is crazier than they are.

Well in the first story Deadspin would say Madison“ had to be in on it” and in the second “He must have known something about it”, using the same story, same source, but, of course, in a completely different context. That’s the Deadspin way.

Did somebody just hire a New York Post headline writer?

Ya, that was amazingly cold television to watch. When you add in Jake Golic’s tweets later in the day, it became a pretty easy story for Deitsch to track down.

+1 Not sure why that made me laugh so hard, just maybe all the relevant references in two action packed sentences. Sadly the antithesis of what became the Mike and Mike show.

It just took them 18 years to figure that out.

You’ve been waiting everyday by the keyboard for years to make that joke, haven’t you? And then the meatball got pitched to you. Take your damn star.

Well, interestingly enough, this post actually makes the show now.... actually interesting.