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He got up. And knocked the linesman down.

The power outage at Camden Yards that postponed a game was intentionally done in order to keep Cal Ripken’s streak alive after Cal refused to play the afternoon he accidentally walked in on Kevin Costner having sex with his wife.

At least it settles the debate.

Dylan Larkin Turns Cory Schneider Into A Flounder

"Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!"

I feel like this is what it sounds like inside my grandpa’s brain.

He’ll play on Sunday if he wants to, even if Tomlin says no.

Kobe Bryant’s final season is going to be a victory lap