I'm working on a pill for that!

Yeah exactly. I'm not working my butt off in the gym to be stronger, I just need to look like I am. Currently the side effect is that I actually get stronger, but I can do without that. Bring on that pill!

I haven't used the optical drive in my desktop for 6 months if not more, same with the ethernet port in my laptop.

This will save valuable SECONDS of me having to grab my keys/knife/scissors!

How about plastic or silicone type cubes with a cooling liquid in them that you put in the freezer and drop in your glass when the core is frozen. No watering down and they're re-usable. Does that exist yet?

You forgot the most important one of all: the iPad Music app UI. Bring it back to what it was I don't care, anything but what it is now.

Started reading this article and stopped after the first sentence. How unprofessional can you get? It seems it doesn't take much to be a writer for Gizmodo.

Still doesn't say much, even the most mind-numbingly stupid people of my math class back when I was 14 managed to understand that one.

I'd bump down New iPhone to Gut Feeling: No chance in hell.

And so she finally burned those kcal. Amen.

When I first saw this I thought you made this out of your pubic hair.... do NOT steal my idea!

Did anyone else read that as Middle Earth the first time?

"moron shooting in portrait" kinda overwhelms this prank.

Well I just patented ANOTHER way of travel that is FAR more efficient. It involves teleportation THROUGH heaven to get wherever you need to go.

Does this come with the package of Acid or do I need to buy it separately?

Your belief in God, to me, is as laughable as the belief in the 2012 apocalypse.

I got the same one, but I don't nearly replace the razors as often as "recommended". A 4-pack lasts about 5 months with me :)

What a moron.

I'll stick to a regular Gilette razor. It's much quicker, much less irritating, cheaper and the results are a lot smoother.

Just one of the many reasons I never want to have kids!