Nope. The headline is a lie. 

The fact that you SHOULD make a penalty kick is what makes the pressure of it so unbearable.

Horrendously stupid comment.

They traded Bridges (who isn’t a hometown favorite) for Smith + an unprotected pick.

Extremely stupid. This is why you don’t let your children make your decisions. 

Yeah he’s an idiot for volunteering to play out his prime in the West, when the East gives him a much easier path to the finals.

Why would you hope that?

Smart decision by Lebron to join the 11th place Western team, when the best team ever also plays in the West. That should help his legacy.

Hinkie (and the ownership) said it was a 5-7 year plan. This is year 5.

One of the biggest criticisms of the Process was that it would create a losing culture which would drive FAs away.

James Van Riemsdyk disagrees

If you want to cosplay as a European with the bizarre pluralization of the teams’ names, then you should keep it consistent.

If youre a Kings fan. What a remarkably stupid question.

Oh, so you were just seeking attention then. Got it. 

Joining the dominant conference to play for the 11th place team? What could go wrong?

Wow yeah how will they ever survive without a guy who copy/pastes screenshots?

....which team signed Heimlich?

(For what it’s worth, I couldn’t find any evidence of Stumpf being called “Spider Monkey” in any public setting.)