The mirth I’m going to feel from those who will inevitably say this has nothing to do with Keaton (while ignoring how black fathers are often scrutinized to justify extrajudicial killings of blacks) is going to be legendary.

YUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

It’s not like I said that I hope they get hit by a train, I just presented the scenario. Trains hit people all the time. One of them could stumble off a curb and break their ankle, which would need to be surgically repaired, but completely due to human error, the wound becomes septic and the infection spreads through…

I’ll go a head and say it. Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell. I’ve become sick and tired of the lie that every life is valuable and means something. What value do pissed off racists who are too uneducated and downright stupid to know that their orange savior doesn’t give a fuck about them. That…

If it makes you feel any better, just remember that this is what their lives have come to. Look at these people for what they are. Old, angry, most likely forced into retiring early, and ignorant. They’ll never change. This is what the rest of their miserable lives will look like. The two of them, sitting around,…

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

If these Left voters or really any voters needed to be “energized” to vote against Trump they sound like pretty shitty people. You shouldn’t need the world’s greatest candidate as an alternative not to vote for Tango.

This is EXACTLY why you should haven’t loaded and unlocked guns in your house (come at me gun bros). Heat of the moment arguments like this. It’s an added risk to YOU in your own home. Statistics show how dangerous they are in domestic disputes.

Banks insisted that he had never put his hands on his wife before, but wish he had assaulted her in this case, as she would still be alive, according to the WTVR.

Cishet Michelle got bigger things to worry about. Like clocking in on time at the call center.

“Also, when did white supremacy collectively decide that Asians were OK?”

About the same time they realized that only animated female characters would tolerate their bullshit. 

White people do experience “reverse racism” and “reverse discrimination”. It’s called being treated fairly.

One of those assholes that think “ugly” women are humble bragging when we talk about rape.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Are you saying the minnow has been lost?

Fuck Kelly and his son. They both knew knew what they were signing up for. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You still had hope? This far into the game?

well since a white guy did this he’s just being dumb. white guys get to be dumb. black men are demonized.

Here are some alternative takes. He wanted to be exposed? It was a cry for help? It’s hard to argue against the notion that he got fucked over.. By exposing that video, she did real harm to him. But you can’t get to point B without him first engaging in that relationship with her. Him choosing to do cocaine in his…