HEY I WANNAH CLEEAH THIS UP RIGHT HEEAH - MAAHKY MAAHK DONT TAHHLK TO NO ANIMALS, OK? FOR THAH RECAAAHD, I ONLY TAHHLK TO TRANSFORMAHS AND TEDDY BEEAHS.

HEY ARE JOO MAKIN FUNNA MY BAAAWSTAN ACCENT? ILL KICK YA ASS! UHH NO WAITAMINNIT HEEAH, MAAHKY MAAHK DONT DO THAT STUFF ANYMOAH, HES ALL CAAAHLM AND REPENTANT AND SHIT NOW.

THAAS NOT TRUE. I PEEEHSONALLY APOLOGIZED TO EVAHRY SINGLE PEEERSON WHO SAAAHW THA HAPPENIN

HEY HACKAHS YOU QUEEAHS, JOO BETTAH NOT TRY THIS SHIT WITH MAAHKY MAAHK. SONY IS MY BOYS, YA HEEAH? WHOOO CAN FAHGET MY CLASSIC MOOVIE THA BIG HIT THAT I MADE FAH SONY PICK-CHAS. DONTCHOO KNOW I TODALLY COODA STAAWPED 9-11? I'M COMIN OVAH TO NAAARTH KAREAH TO KICK ALL YOOSE ASSES. ALSO DON'T FAHGET TO CHECK OUT THA…

WASS GOIN ON HEEAH? MAAHKY MAAHK IS KING OF THE TALKIN TEDDY BEEAH GENRE! YOU BETTAH STEP OFF MY TURF PADDINGTON BEEAH YOO QUEEAH. YOO TRY THIS SHIT IN BAWSTAHN, ILL KICK YER ASS.

DAWNNIES A GOOD KID BUT SOMETIMES I SWEEAH HES REETAAHDED. JENNY MCCAAAATHY FRONTIN LIKE SHES SOME SCIENCE EXPERT AND SHIT. CLEEAHLY I KNOWS SCIENCE FROM MY EXPERIENCES IN SUCH SCIENTIFIC MOOVIES AS THA HAPPENIN, PLANET O THA APES (THA SUPERIAH VERSION), AND TED. I CAN TOTAHHLY CONCLUDE THAT HER THEORIES IS ALL WACK.

HEY HOOS DIS QUEEAH ALL FRONTIN LIKE HE'S ME? THERES ONLY ONE MAAHKY MAAHK HEEAH. ILL SUE YOOS ALL FOR DEFAMATION A CHARACTAH AND SHIT.

GET OUDDA HEAAH WITH ALL YER SAAAHCASM, M NIGHT WHATEVAH HIS NAME IS IS A SUPERIAH DIRECTAH, TAKE IT FROM MAAAHKY MAAHK. I STAAAHED IN HIS CLASSIC MOVIE THA HAPPENIN, WHERE I FAAOUGHT THE WIND AND TREES AND SHIT AND KICKED ALL THEIR ASSES. MY PORTRAIT OF AN ORDINARY SCHOOLTEACHER CAUGHT UP IN TERRIFYING CIRCUMSTANCES…

GEDDA LOADA DIS HEEAH COLLEGE BOY QUEEAH. WHAAT, YOO WENT TO HAAAHVAAD OR SUMMIN?

HOW DEEARH DEESE QUEEAHS MAKE A MOVIE IN BAAHWSTAN WIDDOUT INVITIN BAAHWSTANS MOST ACCAAAMPLISHED ACTAH, MAAHK WAHLBERG.

CLEEAHLY JOO DONT KNOW A MOOVIE STAAAH WHEN JOO SEE ONE

THATS CUZ EVERYBAAHDY KNOWS BAWWSTAN IS THE MOST WICKEDEST GOOD PLACE EVAH

CLEEAHLY MAAHK WAHLBERG IS THE SUPERIAH ACTAH. WAS LEE MAJAHS EVAH IN SHOOTAH? CASE CLOSED, YER HONAH.

MAAHKY MAAHK DENIES SUCH AN INCIDENT EVAH TOOK PLACE, ACCORDING TO MY LAWYAH

Hey everybody Maahky Maahk heeah to introdooz a noo trailah for my movie
Tha Gamblah. This one's wicked good and all serious and shit, I'm goin
all out for an Oscah heeah! But I ain't playin no queeah or reetaahd or
anythin. Look at all that weight I lost, I couldn't even eat no
Wahlburgers or nothin!