Dear Customer

Hah. Whooshes all around!

Pats won three Super Bowls in a row? I don’t remember this

Amen. This is for all of those years sticking to frozen metal benches at Sullivan Stadium, suffering through Eason, Millen and Bishop. Our best QB played wearing a neckroll. Asterisk away.

You mean other than the one they won last year? Nice try genius.

totally man. they’ll never win a super bowl after spygate, its been proven!

I’m 48 and a lifelong Patriots fan. Having watched 2-14 seasons, the 86 Super Bowl humiliation, and the holy shit god awful 1-15 Rod Rust year, I’ll happily take sketchy, brilliant, and successful. I’d wager the rest of you would too.