Forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

I really do enjoy reading your stuff, Jia.

Safe journey, Soldier.

Stacey Dash has a history of victim-blaming. Good for her for reporting the harassment, but I hope this experience will make her more empathetic to other victims of assault and harassment.

Stacey Dash is a horrible human who has nothing but scorn and contempt for other women who don’t live up to her arbitrary standards.

#WARONMEN amirite?

So that explains the strangely strained expression on her face in all her photos with him.

malevolent Cracker Jack Donald Trump

Trump wasn’t even there for the birth of his last child, because seeing his wife’s vagina being used as something more than a tool for his pleasure upset him too greatly. So I’m not surprised that the knowledge that women use the restroom deeply disturbs him. What a joke of a man.

Did we 100% rule out this being an elaborate performance art piece by Kenan Thompson

Needs more #.

Bergdahl’s case is notably the subject of this season of Serial. When I mentioned that actual breaking news in the Bergdahl case was a spoiler, commenters got mad, so say goodbye to colorful writing and desertion-related puns forever.

BERGHAZI

“Full Mossy Oak.” I died.

We get it you like Blake but you don’t have to go full Mossy Oak.

An entirely reasonable comparison that any reasonable person would draw.

I would like to deeply apologize for the above comment. When I said “so long Jerkbags”, I didn’t mean to imply that the rest of you are, in fact, Jerkbags. I was suffering from exhaustion at the time and have deep respect for the Jerkbag community.

Your reply is too rational for the Internet. Please report to 4chan for remedial training.

1) I’ll probably vote for Hillary Clinton for a number of reasons, even though I dig Bernie and what he’s doing for lefty politics.

season 3 of serial