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I will actually +1 both of these. At the very least, postal banking and a direct line of supervision by the Justice Department.

one was a direct response to the actual incident and one was a vague statement about police that could or could not be a reaction to this video.

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Anyone else read that last one with Chris Farley in their head? Just me?

The more and more I read about Amber the more I like her.

wha?!?!?!?!?! It’s time for you, Pie-Pie, to go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka!!!

Mmmhmm...y’all all ridin’ that pony now.

PRINCETAGRAM IS THE ONLY ‘GRAM I WANT TO BE ON.

rip bae :-(

He rolled under the dumpster. It’s Nicholas’s guts, and Glenn is OK. If you try to tell me anything else, then I’m gonna be like Hurley here.

This is why I could never enter politics. Being grilled for hours by a bunch of hostile white male Republicans would enrage me from go and I would be unable to keep from using the words “fucking assholes” in my testimony.

Do you ever think the mothers of people who wear pro life cowboy hats wish they would have gotten an abortion

I hope every person who made snide remarks about how she could go cry on a bag of money now understands that there is no amount of money that can compensate for the loss of child, particularly when your child dies in a painful and unnecessary fashion.

Yeah, he’s white and cis and all that, but he’s still got chips on the table. He’s gotta think about endorsements, he’s gotta perform in countries that are institutionally unwelcoming to homosexuality, on and on.

I wish they’d revive it, but somehow I’m pretty sure the show violated some kind of human rights standards when it aired. The early 2000s were such a great time for reality programming!

Ahhh that Fear show was so scary! I remember one where a guy walked to the top of large set of stairs onto a small platform and was supposed to put a noose around his neck and jump off. There was something to catch him when he jumped, but obviously it was pitch black and he couldn’t see.

The sheer audacity of this asshole. “Protecting the innocent”? Ya sure, you’re not a pathological misogynist or anything.

RIGHT? Like don’t you think the other protesters would be like “hey man, so we already look pretty bad, but you push us over the edge. plz donate and pray for us, but maybe don’t show your face at events, k? god’s blessings.”

“Pressuring”? This is called rape. Not sex. Rape. Please don’t call rape sex. That’s like calling a mugging a gift of your wallet and cell phone.

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“If he had merely called the 15-year-old on the telephone or spoken to her in person, there would be no additional crime,” his lawyers wrote.