Remember he balanced the budget by doing things like cutting funding for HIV/AIDS treatment and prevention which lead to a massive HIV crisis in the state of Indiana.

Polls repeatedly show that a huge majority of Americans believe that there is already a federal law preventing discrimination against LGBT people in the areas of employment & housing. Straight people live in Narnia. They have no fucking clue. More importantly, they think they have a clue, and they’re wrong. Must be…

How can 86% of people have no opinion of him after he signed the RFRA bill, got bum-rushed by companies and governments refusing to do business with Indiana, waffled back and forth over whether the bill was good, bad or misunderstood, then signed another bill to “clarify” the RFRA bill and provide protections to LGBT…

In other news, Clinton has pledged to get an amendment to end Citizen’s United in the first 30 days in office. Since she’s cautious usually, I’m going to guess this one is entirely possible.

Which many states have achieved by underfunding their pensions. It’s not really something we want to emulate at the federal level.

As someone who grew up in Indianapolis I do apologize.

Trump introducing Pence:

I love that his proof is that two thirds of smokers don’t die from smoking related diseases. I’m sorry, is there another habit I can pick up that has over a 30% chance of killing me? I guess alcohol if I take it really seriously.

“People who know me well know I’m a pretty basic guy. I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order.”

“I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order,”

Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill.

They’re an interesting hair duo, I’ll give them that. Bird’s Nest and the Iron Helmet. It’s like a superhero team with the combined powers of racism and homophobia.

So it’s knockoff Monopoly tokens with holes dremeled through them and then stuck on unbent paper clips.

sounds like less blood than the ensuing aftermath of grabbing the wrong towel, though

I refuse to believe that anyone actually buys this shit. I can’t accept a reality in which people affix pewter charms to their towels.

1. That is fucking ugly

Lord, this is some nouveau riche bullshit. Regular people don’t need this and won’t buy something that’s just going to jam up the washing machine when you forget it’s on the towel.

Oh, Karen! Silly Karen. The trick is to just buy a super crazy beach towel! Then you’ll always know which one is yours. I suggest this one, because you’re married to a fucking dick.

Dry yourself off, draw blood.

A straight memoir by this lady would be an irritating snoozefest no matter how good of a writer she is. But it’s described as “stories and personal essays,” so it’s clearly intended to be in the Tina Fey/Mindy Kaling/Amy Poehler school of humorous essay writing, which I think it’s fair to say is now an established…