Yeah, that’d be great if Ted Cruz wasn’t interested in slut-shaming women who use birth control or get abortions, and wasn’t interested in outlawing gay marriage. So, yeah, he has to answer that question.

I mean, seriously. I cannot even believe that i almost feel bad for him. I have to imagine press like that has to be upsetting, but the worst of it is that the overall response is of utter disbelief because the general consensus is that you are irredeemably unfuckable. Like, that has to really sting on so many levels.

Yeah but when are we going to have someone ask the IMPORTANT questions?! COME ON TED. BE HONEST.

Agree. Hanes black crew socks. Same as the athletic socks, but black. Works for every occasion except (a) w/ shorts (b) when you need navy socks to go with brown clothes. Dockers makes a comfy thick navy sock.

No, dress socks are always dress socks. Athletic socks are regular socks. Or maybe hiking socks (I have about 12 pairs of smartwool crew socks that I wear in the cooler months). Athletic socks are comfy and functional and don’t get destroyed after 2 uses and are much cheaper (well, my Under Armour ones are like $20…

You can’t possibly be a real person who actually thinks this.

BS, dress socks are not comfy at all.

Normal socks. Fancy socks are for schmucks who have to wear a tie to the office.

The ones I’m wearing right now. They’re white and cost around ten bucks for a pack of five pairs.

your hand is already underneath your ass, you just drop the paper in the toilet like a normal person. WHAT ARE THESE ARGUMENTS EVEN

You lean forward a little and give your tush a little push upwards while maintaining contact on the seat with your thighs so that you can access it from the back. Duh!

Well, the initial question said that people saw him standing above the stall, which implies he stands all the way up, which is clearly insane.

That would be my ASSumption. (sorry)

No joke I think I converted when I was 28 as well. I wouldn’t say I was stand-shamed, but my friends let me know that was not the norm, and there was/is a better way. I’m now 32 and have been sit wiping with no regrets. Thanks to my friend Brian for always shitting with the door open which really broke the ice on this…

Standing would seem illogical. Doesn’t that shut the poop hole up?

I stood up to wipe my ass until about a year ago.

I turned 29 a couple weeks ago

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN TO WIPE FFS.

In other news, Siri is now more helpful than local law enforcement

I recently read an article about why developers didn’t think about these situations, and it basically said that it was because these situations are typically ones that happen to women. The lack of women in tech industries means that there’s less people who think about problems that women are more likely to encounter.

While this is really awesome. Why didn’t they think about how Siri would react to this when they had to deal with the suicide queries? I don’t feel like it’s that large of a mental leap to go from “Wow Siri is really not handling people how are suicidal that well” to “I wonder how Siri is handling people who are under…