do none of these guys wear underwear? My husband's junk doesn't stick to his thighs because there is fabric in the way.

You know what other group has trouble sitting in chairs.....children k-2....nuff said. I mean, if they want to be treated like children....

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

When you get right down to it, they always say, "Yeah, okay, it doesn't hurt, but they get sweaty and stick to a leg and it's uncomfortable." You know what else is sweaty and sticky and uncomfortable?Wearing a bra on a hot day. Menstruating. The balls of the guy who is sitting across from you and not spreading. Having…

These guys are just nuts, there is no reason for them to be so teste.

are you fucking crazy? menstruating women shouldn't even be allowed on public transit, their cycles might sync up and then all the women will have PMS at the same time and OH MY GOD, CAN YOU NOT SEE THE PROBLEM WITH THIS /s

I think men should be allowed to spread their legs as wide as they want on the bus as long as women are allowed to change our tampons on the bus and throw the used ones at the most annoying passengers. Because of biology.

Men have a high center of gravity, broad shoulders, and narrow hips. Because of this we'll tip over if we sit with our legs together.

Well now you do know. The struggle is real.

lol yes god bless the future of every single person who reads this and immediately ricochets into "BUT WHAT ABOUT ME"

I am a good white person. ... And do you know what? I don't see a need to apologize for it.

I also think this is like the absolute perfect example for how men can comment and participate in feminism, you know besides believing that women deserve equal treatment and living your life in a way to ensure that happens. Too often do men enter feminist spheres and end up trying to dominate the conversation and…

At first when you said "particularly choice excerpts", I was afraid you were being sarcastic and I was cringe-reading. And then I got very happy. Terry Crews for President.

Crews putting the patriarchy to bed.

I love his character on Brooklyn 9-9 precisely because he's the mix between huge buff strong guy and sweet gentle dad. Nobody on the show damns him from being a loving, dedicated father, either— they help him balance the roles as best as they can (given their own failures as people. )

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

I got my douchebag brother in law in the secret santa. Gift dilemma solved!

Look, there are plenty of people that I think deserve a pile of shit. However, to be honest, the idea of actually getting the shit myself is a bit of a hassle (sure, it's plentiful, but gathering and transporting it is a pain... plus, there's something to be said for not being the one to drop it off in person). If…

Also, y'know, some people don't actually think it's gross at all and enjoy allowing their totally natural body hair to grow unimpeded. Each to their own.

The man I was sleeping with recently peaced himself out of my life, and since then (for about a month) I haven't been shaving any of my hair at all. It's been interesting seeing what's happened, and also a bit weird - I'm almost 30, and I don't have any idea what parts of my body look like if I'm not messing with…