Indeed. I read these comments imagining them coming from the Dowager Countess of Grantham.

Too bad Prince Philip was there. I was hoping El Papa and Queen Liz drank it all and had sloppy old person sex all night long.

Get a room! Nobody wants to see your Palin-lovefest.

Hold on a sec... I thought Rob Ford was mayor of Drugtown!

I'm significantly less enthused about Miranda Kerr's desire to "explore" with us, while still really only having sex with men. It doesn't come off as some radical embracing of sexual fluidity, or like she's really even coming out as a Kinsey-1-bi. Straight women using us as accessories isn't liberating, it's…

I know the names Amanda Knox and Jodi Arias, and I know their cases had something to do with murder. But I don't, as a rule, follow real-life murder cases for entertainment purposes.

Yeah, but you can write a book addressing that dynamic without throwing yourself wholeheartedly into endorsing it.

"So then I got behind him, and spread his ass cheeks, just like this.."

Bitch, check your outside-out privelege.

Flesh colored is the best...those people who are inside out are icky.

Those are Red Carpet Stormtroopers.

That is the greatest. thing. I. have. ever. seen.

The second-best part to this whole news is that conservative Lt Gov candidate Dan Patrick sent out the most butthurt tweet, defining Marriage as 1 man + 1 man. Even his typos are now pro-gay as a result of this move.

Forgive me if I'm somehow misunderstanding, but are you saying that our constitutionally-granted civil rights should be up for a democratic vote? Like, since more of the majority wanted Black people not to have the vote, inter-racial marriage to be illegal, and women to be barred from certain professions, it should…

I'm just sitting back in a recliner, munching on a big tub of popcorn and laughing my ass off as each conservative state falls like dominoes since last year's Supreme Court ruling. I can just feel the ire building in Scalia's heart, I feed off of it! His spite must be infinite. And oh, how I love it!

Aww cute. A man who's responsible for thousands upon thousands of deaths, and had a big hand in making America the utter crapsack world it is today, is painting kitties. That makes it all better.

I think it takes a true idiot to paint with such an adorable naïve style. So I support the painting. The being a politician, not so much.

You should see his portrait of Dick Chaney.

I want him dressed in an orange jumpsuit, in a cell.