That is simply amazing. I'm just waiting for the photoshops of him and rainbows now like with what happened with Corgi!

I believe that my favorite Bachmann quote is the one where she declared that gay people have the same rights as straight people since gays can marry. And then she clarified that gays can marry anyone of the opposite gender. Yep, she knows what equality is!

Wow, you can ask directions or order a meal in a foreign language? How impressive!! No one else on the planet has those kinds of powers...

Yeah, not to mention the descriptions of breasts and sex that she couldn't use in HP!

You mean the Ministry of Truth, I presume?

I don't think that'd ever happen. Harry Potter was technically geared at kids (though of course adults love it too!) but I think you'd just get a ton of parents all "oh no it's not 100% wholesome content!" and whatnot.

I really liked it. Sure, mystery itself is not her forte, but her characterization and prose were as always excellent. The dialogue could be rather weird at times (given gratuitous amounts of cursing and her way of writing in accents) but it was interesting nonetheless. To tell the truth, I don't read much in the way…

Let's not forget a few other great moves:

I don't think that sex is actually about athletic moves!