If yall dont understand what “implicit white dude self-satisfaction” is, you’re probably not a very good person, and getting angry about it only reveals your lack of character.

I was wrong, Trump supports removing confederate monuments after all.

what if using a bad context for a hashtag gets a whole bunch of new eyes who wouldn’t have otherwise seen the good context to see the good context?

Jesus fucking christ this is some conclusion

That’s literally what my apron says. Most people think it’s a joke ;)

President Donald Trump: —of years. They say that we had hurricanes that were far worse than what we just had with Michael.
Lesley Stahl: Who says that? “They say”?
President Donald Trump: People say. People say that in the—
Lesley Stahl: Yeah, but what about the scientists who say it’s worse than ever?
President Donald…

That flew over your head like F-35s don’t.

Can’t wait to replace my 1-time $400 console cost with ongoing high ISP fees to get adequate speeds that support rental of mostly playable streamed games to my PC.

You admit that it’s weak but want to subscribe for “surprises”? And are shocked that other people aren’t a fan of this “pay money on the hypothetical that the service will become worthwhile” plan? Are you... really shocked by that though?

Sounds like they should Fork Knife less and spoon more.

Loki and Kat Dennings are definitely the three high points of the movie.

“I’m the worst fucking attorney.” 

Wait, was he a great big fat person?

From the sound of it, it’s about damn time for World of Warcraft 2.  Start from the ground-up.

Idea: Don’t spend six-figures on a rapidly-depreciating asset that is a physical manifestation of your wife’s disappointment.

There was a space here.

It’s gone now.

This is why you fucking vote. This is why no matter how much you may not like the democrat that’s been offered to you, you grow the fuck up and you vote for them. This is the real fucking world and it is Republican or Democrat, nothing else. You don’t vote for one, you get the other. Maybe in 50 years when I’m fucking…

Sir Daniel Fortesque??

“The build up was hot and heavy and I fully expected someone to get peed on.”