Found the person people don't invite out 

My guy, from a fellow jew, get over yourself. Our people are some of the most virulent racists and anti-LGBTQ warriors out there.

Maybe this will be a wake up call to various communities that most people simply don't give that much thought to them one way or the other and shouldn't be expected to. Most people have enough of their own shit to deal with, and the last thing they want is to try to decompress with a game from a franchise they grew up…

Gatekeeping “liberalness” and demanding obligatory lockstep thinking regarding something as innocuous as a video game are great ways to shore up allies.

Are you somehow suggesting that a full 50% of the population being obese ISN'T a problem? 

Acknowledging that fat people are fat and that it affects their interaction with the world can only be considered mean by the most delicate of constitutions

Other countries have poor people, good deserts, and junk options but don't have the obesity issue. The solution is simple, it just makes people uncomfortable to take responsibility for letting themselves go. 

The average waist line is the issue, not the ride failing to accommodate it. 

Getting fat enough to be disallowed from a theme park ride is the definition of "sitting and taking it".

This is a lie. You can buy several meals' worth of fresh veggies for the cost of a single shitty meal. 

They'll care when they lose all of the goodwill and streaming subscriptions of HBO subscribers. 

Unfortunately that reality trash makes a million times more profit than anything worth watching because people are too stupid for their own good

In the inevitable biopic, How To Lose Easy Money, Zaslav will have to be played by Les Grossman

The others have the right energy for their characters. Mario is just Pratt. 

Why does a traditionally (mostly) silent protagonist suddenly need a speaking role?

Amen, it was nice when AGDQ was up the street from me

More like "don't be a piece of shit state government or you'll lose our business"

Come back to VA! 

I’m a liberal dude, but I honestly can't remember the last time a truly funny comedy came out. If this tamed down comedy is the future, I'm out.

It was also way more important to the plot in my opinion. Every time Jupe thinks back to “the incident” he’s absolutely thrilled. Hell, he thinks the SNL skit parody is the definitive version of things. He loves that after it happened, Gordy came over to hang out like he was special. He thinks he has some magical…