I have a pretty dark sense of humor and even I as a parent was pretty perturbed

Loki and Kat Dennings are definitely the three high points of the movie.

“I’m the worst fucking attorney.” 

Ten bucks says that was Jon “Giant Spider” Peters.

Wasn’t Little Monsters the movie where the monster was under Phoebe Cates’ bed?

Wait, was he a great big fat person?

From the sound of it, it’s about damn time for World of Warcraft 2.  Start from the ground-up.

There were just a bunch of human bones soaking in sewage. Members of Congress!

No, it’s not the curse, it’s the return of the curse of the creature’s ghost!

Idea: Don’t spend six-figures on a rapidly-depreciating asset that is a physical manifestation of your wife’s disappointment.

her lips are clearly saying “screw that” ;)

There was a space here.

It’s gone now.

“entered the building with smoke grenades and was armed with a shotgun”
WTF
For all you 2nd Amendment trolls that say “yeah well, someone got stabbed in the UK so lets ban knives too ya libtard!”
In the game of ‘Would You Rather’, fuck yes I would rather has some lunatic come after me with a knife than some psycho…

This is why you fucking vote. This is why no matter how much you may not like the democrat that’s been offered to you, you grow the fuck up and you vote for them. This is the real fucking world and it is Republican or Democrat, nothing else. You don’t vote for one, you get the other. Maybe in 50 years when I’m fucking…

Sir Daniel Fortesque??

Feministas unite!

I don’t typically relate to pointless idiots who tell a guy they love them after knowing them for less than 17 hours. BUT WOO SHE’S THE BEST CAUSE SHE’S A GIRL WOO “GIRL POWER”

The theaters should really work something out with MoviePass. I paid $6.29 for a bottle of iced tea at a movie today. It was sweltering hot and the $5 bottle of water just didn’t seem like it was going to quench me. I didn’t mind though because I had already watched 2 movies that month without buying anything.