On the bus. On the train. In the airport. At a football game. The male genitalia are everywhere. WE MUST PROTECT OUR GIRLS FROM THIS.

“There are spies everywhere.” *turns into a bat and damages you*

Oblate spheroid.

Exactly who else do you think is out there that is superior to her, bro?

I have DEFINITELY noticed this too, as someone who plays GTA:O a lot. Sometimes cars in oncoming swerve into your lane just to hit you, and people constantly sideswipe my car for no reason.

I even had NPCs create a civilian roadblock on me once, and upon driving past it another NPC parked at the side of the road just…

I received my first NES in 1988.

I was six.

I remained an abjectly loyal Nintendo fanboy right through the N64, back when I still thought those shots of Robotech: Crystal Dreams and the tech demo with the Final Fantasy VI characters rendered in polygons were actually going to bear fruit (note: I don’t regret purchasing…

When are you libtards gonna give up your anti-toxic waste agenda?

That is a metroid.

Was the ending to My Girl not traumatic enough for you?

Well, I for one, am sick of shaking my bootie for those fat jerks.

Millions in kickbacks is just “liberal hand wringing” according to a profound idiot in the gray.

this “ban” was going to last 90 days

Trump could scream “You got to admit I’ve played this stinking country like a harp from hell !”, and no one would care.

I have the feeling that Schumacher saw Vanilla Ice in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze and went “I can do better”.

I’d take that over an erotic pachinko machine.

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

America: Where you’re expected to have prior experience when applying for a fast food job but no experience or background necessary for running the Dept. of Education.

it doesn’t need to be a ban on every Muslim in the world for it to be a ban on Muslims.