Dollars to donuts they’re putting him on DNP. I’m which case, yeah, that’s gonna be a hellish week if workouts are included.

As I said above, if you’re ugly inside AND out, both become up for grabs for ridicule.

Nah, if you’re ugly inside AND out, either is up for ridicule.

Ah, I get it now. You’re an asshole.

Or...

#latestagecapitalism

I like the cut off your gib. Anyone who likes Gremlins 2 for the protest piece it is is okay by me.

And Gremlins 2 is perhaps the only pure camp movie from the 90s that I love more than SMB!

Well, it depends on whether or not you draw a line between glorifying violence and glorifying specific kinds of violence. I, personally, would make the claim that they both feed from the same pool, and that the US has an issue with violence fetishism and hyper masculinity in general, both of which play a role in the…

False, it’s the selectable fire mode and high magazine capacity that denotes a weapon as an assault weapon. At least by the US military’s definition.

Crazy people are gonna be crazy, but I’d much rather they come at me with ANY other widely available weapon than a gun.

As someone who enjoys shooting and spent time as a sharpshooter in the US military, that is some semantic bullshit that you’re calling out there. Anyone who doesn’t think that the US has a problem with its firearms culture has either never left the podunk town they grew up in, is being willfully ignorant, or really…

It does mean that they shouldn’t be shot. It’s astonishing how many things ONLY happen in the US, but are somehow unavoidable.

Why? It’s essentially as close to gladiator fights as we’ll allow in modern culture, and brings with it scores of permanent medical issues leading to the average lifespan of an NFL player being somewhere in their 50s, all so that a handful of old dudes to get unfathomably rich.

How could I forget the Goombas?! Master level prosthetic and animatronic work right there.

My opinion: The movie is decent, but the set design and attention to detail are some of the best of the 90s, full stop.

Koopa in the movie actually was based on Trump. Many villains have been. Makes you think...

You mean the tower that’s definitely a penis?

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Dear lord this movie looks awful based on that trailer. Whoever that is doesn’t have any of Ford’s charm or cockiness. Oof, let some stories remain untold.