Neutral: Know anyone that bought Ferrari stock yet?

Ford Probe. Full stop.

I didn’t realize there was a race series just for relatives of Pastor Maldonado. this is awesome!

If I were allowed to be the wildly eccentric billionaire I’m supposed to be, I’d buy it and sell it for $500 to the LeMons team that submitted the best crayon rendering of its racing livery.

If I can’t see her Haynes, I’m not interested.

terrible ending. final post should have been "going on vacation!" and ended with him hanging from a rafter.

Son, we live in a world that has video formatting, and that formatting has to be guarded by men with comments. Who's gonna do it? You?

"In a related news story, a website known as Sploid was taken over by angry Jalopnik readers after an article condemning the automobile was published."

Last entry, and probably my favorite.

I got the clear from BS, so I'm showing it here. 2 Versions of it. This is "I Heart Opposite Lock":

5 second design off the top of my head....Jalopnik 7-spd manual shift knob.

2014 Mustang GT Premium, $35,000. 420 ponies, and a host of upgrades, hard to compete with that.

Like this?

"After the crash, “the woman was crying. She looked confused,” the witness said"