So the Yankees are just going to mime giving a giant a handjob for the rest of the season?

Nah, these days the hillbillies are the ones growing it. It’s the Evangelicals and law and order conservatives that still want to use it as a tool against minorities.

Sino wave generator.

Seriously though, is it just me or does he seem like a deeply good person (who happens to have a terrible illness)? I don’t recall someone being so accountable. I hope he can find health and I hope he can feel all the love we fans have for him. I just adored him when I was a kid. He and strawberry and those other guys…

Meh, I wouldn’t exclude Taco Bell. Just because that’s all they make, doesn’t mean the quality is any better.

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

It was a flight from Quebec.  They didn’t give a shit.

Could you be more specific?

I’m going to need to know how ethnic the batter is before decided whether this was flashy, me-first showmanship that tarnishes the game or scrappy, hard-nosed gritty play that kids should emulate.

I don’t really understand this one. They’re upset that they bunted to break up a no-hitter. But they failed to defend the batter from hitting the ball with his bat and getting on base. Does a no-hitter feel good if you know the opponent didn’t actually try to get a hit?

baseball players. most likely profession to complain how “everyone gets offended over nothing these days” and then bitch and moan about unwritten rules, bat flips, and bunts

Yard Goats are wrong here. A four-pitcher no-hitter is not a No-Hitter.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Stealth is a concept to avoid predation. There’s no need for stealth if you’re unable to be challenged. Superman never needs to hide anywhere. If you caught him in your house, you couldn’t make him leave and he could do whatever he wanted. The logic might be similar here. The best we could do is die if we started a…

Who gives a shit?

Well yes, that’s how all apologies that don’t involve time travel work.

I don’t know, it just made the joke funnier.

How the fuck if you are the Warriores PR guy you let Klay walk into that. Like shit man, what a way to learn you missed out on 30mil by having a reporter tell you with a bunch of cameras and other people staring at you and your reaction.

It’s an emergency!

He must be stopped.