I’m partial to Rookie of the Year. Chet “The Rocket” Steadman, Brickma getting stuck in the cage screaming “let’s play some ball!”, Martinella never getting Henry name right, man such a classic!

Sports are trashy tabloid reality TV shows for men.

It’s a mate who’s swole.

Your list of petty turnoffs is a bigger turnoff than all the turnoffs you mention. 

I’m so glad I’m old and married, because these dating apps sound like a goddamn nightmare. 

If it takes 7 minutes to determine that Hiirikoski didn’t make enough of an effort to avoid contact, then it was a goal and Finland got screwed.

Cold tires and 1.5 psi off.  We all know why...

CAN YOU AGAIN REPEAT HOW YOU WILL HURT OUR STOCK PRICE IF WE DON’T PAY YOU MONEY?

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

bullies always use the excuse, “it was just a joke” when they get called on their shit.

Man, Fresno would be so perfect for them. When I think Fresno, I think Raiders neck tattoo. They should move there and call off the move to Vegas to stay in a city that so perfectly encapsulates the team and its fans.

You are not, nor will ever be, me.

Meanwhile other teams are adopting an innovative strategy of getting opponents to miss free throws by letting Rajon Rondo take free throws.

I honestly would not assume it was the Nazi salute on seeing that still shot. I know its unpopular on the internet, but people really ought to try giving a little grace to others now and then and not automatically assume they are doing the worst possible thing.

“Look. You just don’t bet against a team with Joe Montana at QB. You just don’t.”

The Kings don’t even have their first rounder next summer! There’s zero incentive to tank!

I have been riding motorcycles for 31 years, all Honda V4s. This is the first Harley I would even consider buying. A machine that is designed to vibrate and make noise is inefficient and kind of crazy from an engineering standpoint. If you love machines, why would you not want to operate one that attempts to be the…

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

Patrick, I’m begging you to not get optimistic about this team. 

Lol, thee Best COTD