Some addendums:

There’s also roughly $50 in tolls one way.

I guess he’ll now be flying R/C cargo planes full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.

The Warriors Are Math

Lebron should join the warriors and go for 82-0

He’s dirty but no one notices because of the Pachulia.

Lifestyles ranked:

Yeah, but how far can you punt a footb—ah, fuck, nevermind.

“start meaningful de-escalation talks”

Pfft. Where did you go to school, The toilet store?

13.37

So it wasn’t this either?

No one nose any more.

Even when American runners didn’t end up on the podium in international meets, I always took pride in the nasal bone strength they displayed during competition. Now, I realize that was all a lie. I don’t know what to believe in anymore.

“Just be a baleen whale.”

United: What are you going to do? Drive across the country?

You do know there are no New Yorkers in Times Square, right?

Dude found a parking place in Times Square!?

Yeah because the 16-25 year old age group are famous for their safe driving habits and low auto accident fatality rate.

Agreed. She couldn’t afford something newer/better than a 2003 Lexus SC430?

“How can I ever face all the other dead sharks?”