Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

nah....he’s not. people are crazy and he’s fucking brad pitt. I’d say he’s being pretty smart about it.

Well they could always ship the children then...

Starred for “bahahcahls”

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

but he is chiefly famous for his speed records.

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

If you’re gonna comment on a joke, make sure you realize it’s a joke.

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

“And the wind cries ‘yeah Jeets.’”
-Jimi Hendrix

No O’Hare pun? Kevin Sorbo disappointed levels.

You’re absolutely right. Another thing to add is the type of listening that is necessary. Audiophiles are always thinking in terms of critical listening - literally just sitting there listening for differences coming out of their high end equipment.

I think that was back in 19-dickety-two.

Damn, how old are you, 145?

I’ll tell you what the fuck is happening. The Bulls, who have the 2nd shittiest front office and the worst coach in the entire league, slid into the playoffs because the Nets decided to just give it to us, and God, that sick son of a bitch, is enacting his will to make the Bulls look like a competent team. All it’s…

a stack of player surveys

Please tell me the new gear is all metal....

He was just looking out for you. He knows marathons are bullshit for suckers.

This is my boy Max in his Batman costume at Halloween